Still Not Quite Right

Finally came back to life this afternoon. I've been a walking vegetable for two days now. The bachelor party was off the chain and we have all been paying for it since then. The Ghostbar in Dallas is great, had some NFL players at the table right next to us and we outpartied them. VIP manager made best friends with me, so we're now hooked up at both Ghostbars (Dallas and Vegas). Had a guy who looked like a killer drive us around all night Saturday. Saw two old guys trying to fight. Saw two huge gay bodybuilders having lunch together at Katz's after I got back; these guys looked like UFC fighters until one started rubbing the other's leg under the table. Fonty went behind the bar at one of the clubs and proceeded to start making shots for all of us. Nobody stopped him. Young guy in his new Ferrari tore ass out of the bar. Found out the next day the guy wrecked the car about a mile down the road and is in critical condition after the car basically exploded. Im sure I will think of some more stuff in the next couple of days. This weekend, Ang has Ashley's bachelorette party in Galveston, so its round two for the bachelor party this weekend in Austin. After that...the Fountain descends on LBJ for the 4th. They're not gonna know what hit'em. Then back to Travis for the days following the 4th.