Since Friday, here's a list of events that have happened to me:
1) Went to a UT football game and left in the same quarter I arrived
2) Rode a UT shuttle bus on game day and I was the only person on the entire bus...except for the Scottish old lady female driver who felt the need to tell me her life story and employment history
3) Saw a UT fan and a UTEP fan fight in the stands
4) Had an airline cancel my flight reservation
5) Had the airline call me back the next day and tell me they were mistaken
4) Had my mom call me an asshole.
5) Had my wife call me an asshole.
6) Went to a horse show where the competition was watching the people walk around with the horses
7) Hosted a party for a girl I havent seen in 11 years...and was never friends with.
8) Got a call that my dad impulse bought a burnt orange corvette while waiting on my mom to look at furniture
9) Got a call that he wised up after my mom threw a fit about it.
10) Got outbid on a 1977 bronco on Ebay that had 38" tires
11) Went downtown for a weekend night and didnt have a drop to drink
12) Worked out two times in three days
13) Committed to go bird hunting even though I dont like bird hunting
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